My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
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I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
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I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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