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(818): View more from California

actually, I'm a sock model

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Oh yea! I was just doing that too!

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(765): View more from Indiana

You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you

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(406): View more from Montana

You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt

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That literally makes no sense

(406): View more from Montana

Exactly

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.

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