Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
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after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
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Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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