Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
