Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
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2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
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Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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