But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
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only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
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I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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