I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
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Pass out mid-funnel last night.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
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Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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