North Korea, Best Korea!
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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