The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
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so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
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His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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