these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he thought i was a dude.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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