My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I wish I only lived at night.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
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Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
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I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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