weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
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You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
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Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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