Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
May the power of my ass compel you!!
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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