I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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