So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
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My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
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wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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