Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
honey bunches of taint.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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