some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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