Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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