Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
if you like me you must not know who I am
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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