oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
