All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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