i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I AM VODKA MAN
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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