Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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