Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Im just a social blackout drinker.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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