ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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