Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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