Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
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Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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