All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
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I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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