How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I think I died a long time ago.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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