dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
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I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Randomize