well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
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I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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