do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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