so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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