Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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