well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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