Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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