I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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