Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
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Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
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The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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