they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
