Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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