Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

I'm jealous of your bromance

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(540): View more from Virginia

i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore

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(504): View more from Louisiana

how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.

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(303): View more from Colorado

My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)

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(440): View more from Ohio

you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?

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