so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
This girl wants me to lick her pits
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
THAT is your concern right now?
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obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
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By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"