She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
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