So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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