It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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