I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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