Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
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