Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Can Purell be used as lube?
please come you make the beer taste better
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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