i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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