All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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