It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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