Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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