Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
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On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
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its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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